- 1st Grade Teacher: The Natives taught us to grow crops and we all had thanksgiving!
- 6th Grade: we might have kicked the Natives off their land, and for that we are so sorry.
- Me: but did you mur-
- Teacher: you’ll learn that in high school
- 12th grade: We killed that one Native and we are so sorry, but the BUFFALOS, WE WERE DICKS FOR THAT!!
- College: It was genocide.
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With Halloween on the horizon, here is Angie Jordan with an important message.
Yes, I’m re-blogging myself.
YUS.
to all the white people with ideas
That last line.
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Different Flavors of Republicans
- Racist Grandma
- Cowboy Fetish
- Bible
- Definitely Not a Facist™
- Rand Paul
- Gun
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Thank you, Janet Mock. This is what we need to be seeing. Right now, aside from Mock’s segments, violence against trans women of color doesn’t exist on cable news. And that’s simply unacceptable.
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- Guy: *sends dick pic*
- Me: Thank you. While you enjoy an absolut cocktail in the interior illusions lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.
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Me Working As A Retailer
ᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍᴇʀ: ʜᴇʏ ɪ’ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ɪᴛᴇᴍ
ᴍᴇ :
ᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍᴇʀ : ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʙᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ
ᴍᴇ : ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛᴇᴍs ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ʀᴇᴄᴇɪᴘᴛ
ᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍᴇʀ : ɪ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ sᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇʀ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ!
ᴍᴇ : sʜᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ!, ʙᴜᴛ ᴏᴋ
ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇʀ : ᴍᴀ'ᴀᴍ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʀᴇᴄᴇɪᴘᴛ?
ᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍᴇʀ : ɴᴏ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴄʟᴏᴛʜᴇs ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ
ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇʀ : ɪ'ᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ ᴍᴀ'ᴀᴍ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴡ/ᴏ ᴀ ʀᴇᴄɪᴇᴘᴛ!
ᴍᴇ : ʜᴀɴᴅs ᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴀɢs ʙᴀᴄᴋ
ᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍᴇʀ : ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴡʜʏ ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ sʜᴏᴘ ʜᴇʀᴇ
ᴍᴇ :
This is the best thing ever !! Who made this masterpiece !?!?
literally me 😩
Accurate af tho
